There's got to be a morning after.

NOSEY: (source)

SPEAKING OF NOSES: This is possibly the worst idea of all time. Also, there are so many jokes that come to mind and none of them are in good taste.

COMMON SENSE: Just because you wear a badge doesn't mean you have any. This right here is pretty ridiculous.

PROGRESS: Vigilantes on the streets of Cairo battle sexual harassment. Applause.

LOVE THIS GUY:

COLOR BLIND? Maybe not for much longer. No more funny looks for mismatched clothing choices. Thenanigans has no such excuses.

TEMPER TANTRUM OF THE DAY: This guy really has lost it. He has become a sad and pathetic joke.

OH THAT'S NASTY: I'm not sure what they're drinking up in the Yukon...uh wait. I'm totally sure. NASS-TEE.

LIP SERVICE:

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YES PLEASE: I so want to scramble around on one of these!

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH OF THE DAY: Excellent development in the fight against Alzheimers.

OH NO WAY GUYS, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

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