We take care of our own.

AMERICA 2012: (source)

IF YOU ONLY READ ONE TRUE STORY ABOUT RUNAWAY SLAVES TODAY...make it this one. As my very good friend likes to say, this is something.

OFFERED WITHOUT COMMENT: I laughed. I cried. I shared.

THE HISTORY OF CREATIONISM: It is a bit of an evolution.

TIME CAPSULE: 80's redux.

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THE TROUBLE WITH WIKIPEDIA: We are collectively relying on an inherently faulty source of information. Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs kids.

THE HIPSTER GUIDE TO SURVIVING SANDY: Charging your cell phone  in a black out.

HELP: Can anyone, anywhere, explain this to me? From a cultural standpoint? Seriously, what the feck? This is not a rhetorical question. I am completely serious.

SPECIMENS:

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PARADE RAINING OF THE DAY: You are not ever going to get to travel at warp speed. At least, you won't be able to live to tell the tale.

THROW THE BOOK AT THEM: If you've read this blog for any amount of time, you know I have absolutely no patience for this crap.

MARS, BITCHES: This makes our Grand Canyon look like a sidewalk curb.

HOVERING BUMBERSHOOTS:

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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG (IN TWO PARTS): The story. The video.

DAMN YOU'RE UGLY: But thanks for that possible cancer treatment breakthrough.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG PART 2: How's that death bed confession working out for you now?

YES WE DO: