AMERICA 2012: (source)
OFFERED WITHOUT COMMENT: I laughed. I cried. I shared.
THE HISTORY OF CREATIONISM: It is a bit of an evolution.
TIME CAPSULE: 80's redux.
THE TROUBLE WITH WIKIPEDIA: We are collectively relying on an inherently faulty source of information. Don't believe everything you read on the interwebs kids.
THE HIPSTER GUIDE TO SURVIVING SANDY: Charging your cell phone in a black out.
HELP: Can anyone, anywhere, explain this to me? From a cultural standpoint? Seriously, what the feck? This is not a rhetorical question. I am completely serious.
PARADE RAINING OF THE DAY: You are not ever going to get to travel at warp speed. At least, you won't be able to live to tell the tale.
THROW THE BOOK AT THEM: If you've read this blog for any amount of time, you know I have absolutely no patience for this crap.
MARS, BITCHES: This makes our Grand Canyon look like a sidewalk curb.
DAMN YOU'RE UGLY: But thanks for that possible cancer treatment breakthrough.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG PART 2: How's that death bed confession working out for you now?
YES WE DO: