Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. THEY'RE HEEEEEERE:
TIMING IS EVERYTHING: Also, uh, location.
HALLOWEEN SONG OF THE DAY: Wow. This is something. "Children's Day At The Morgue." As sung by Thurl Ravenscroft (The Grinch/Tony The Tiger)
OH THAT'S NASTY: There are no words. Sculpting tools yes, words, no.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE:
WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? Turns out the leader of the not-so-free world is suspiciously loaded.
CLOSE CALL OF THE DAY: Yikes.
IT PAYS TO BE SPECIFIC: Craigslist denizens can be heartless.
NEXT STOP: Old McDonald's Farm.
SCIENTIFIC TERM OF THE DAY: Organic electronics. As in, there are naturally occurring undersea power lines.
THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER...on the crazy person's farm. WTF?
SOYLENT GREEN OF THE DAY: Well this is unappetizing.
'MURICA: We'll sue the pants off anyone anywhere no matter the chutzpah. Good grief.
IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER COMBOVER: The Donald gets fired from Trump Place. Now there's an October surprise.
A LITTLE MOISTURIZER AND EXFOLIANT MIGHT HELP HERE: