Putting the GIF in TGIF

Fridays are always animated 'round these parts. THEY'RE HEEEEEERE:

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TIMING IS EVERYTHING: Also, uh, location.

HALLOWEEN SONG OF THE DAY: Wow. This is something. "Children's Day At The Morgue." As sung by Thurl Ravenscroft (The Grinch/Tony The Tiger)

OH THAT'S NASTY: There are no words. Sculpting tools yes, words, no.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE:

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WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? Turns out the leader of the not-so-free world is suspiciously loaded.  

CLOSE CALL OF THE DAY: Yikes.

IT PAYS TO BE SPECIFIC: Craigslist denizens can be heartless.

NIGHTY-NIGHT:

NEXT STOP: Old McDonald's Farm. 

SCIENTIFIC TERM OF THE DAY: Organic electronics. As in, there are naturally occurring undersea power lines.

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER...on the crazy person's farm. WTF?

DIZZY SKULLZ:

SOYLENT GREEN OF THE DAY: Well this is unappetizing.

'MURICA: We'll sue the pants off anyone anywhere no matter the chutzpah. Good grief.

IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER COMBOVER: The Donald gets fired from Trump Place. Now there's an October surprise.

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