Bagged.

TRICK OR TREAT PART 1: (source)

SMACK DOWN OF THE DAY: Normally I would advise the whole of the world to just ignore this stain, but I'll make an exception this one time.

STFU OF THE DAY: Enough of this crap already. At some point the public needs to stand up and call these people out.

TILTING AT WINDMILLS: There are so many words. None of them are polite.

JACK-O-LANTERNS:

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GOT MILK? Without it we would not have been civilized, according to a new report.

AND THE AWARD FOR THE MOST DESPICABLE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD GOES TO...these monsters.

THIS IS NOT AMERICA: Except, unfortunately, where it is. Tragic.

TRICK OR TREAT PART 2:

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THIS RIGHT HERE...helpful, humorous and also noteworthy.

ROBBER BARON UPDATE OF THE DAY: Tell me again about that so called liberal media.

THENANIGANS UPDATE: Science strikes back in Italy.

THE BURNING HAS BEGUN...

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