FIRST THINGS FIRST: Click here. Then click and click and click and wow. LESS THAN:
OH THAT'S NASTY: Also...shudders...not the way I want to exit this world.
IT HAS ALREADY BEGUN: The latest sign of the current zombie apocalypse.
THE INTERNET FOR DUMMIES: I can think of about 10,000 people that might need to take a refresher course.
THIS IS A LITTLE UNSETTLING:
HEY BOO BOO: Meet Brutus - not your everyday ordinary run-of-the-mill bear.
HATERS GONNA HATE: These people are on the wrong side of just about everything.
SPEAKING OF HATE: These guys are just trolling now. Eff them and their stupid commercials too.
PERSPECTIVE OF THE DAY: Whoa. Click on the link to embiggen.
OOPS: A very, very expensive, not to mention, dangerous fender bender. Yikes.
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE: Facing the music is never fun.