'MURICA! This is how we roll.
THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD*: People who don't own swords, and people who do. These are their stories.
BANANA BURNS: When your sunscreen catches you on fire, something has gone very very wrong indeed.
ART IMITATES LIFE: Kinda sorta. The real true story behind Ben Afleck's new flick, which according to just about everyone, is pretty damn good.
BRRRRR! Thankfully, it has become necessary to reach for a coat here in thenaniganslandistan. This is helpful. Looks like I need to go shopping.
BOOKMARK THIS: When bad stuffing is great eye-candy.
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT YOU TO SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT: Read this. Memorize. Purge offending words from vocabulary. Move on. You're welcome.
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT: Behold the rebirth of the robber baron. Look what Rupert has done.
OH THAT'S NASTY: Tada!
ROAR FOR 4:
SMARTYPANTS: Science is full of them. For example: (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
* SWORD STORIES: Once upon a time there was The Pete & Joe Show. Radio has pretty much sucked ever since they went away. We continue to share sword stories with the world in their absence.