YOUR MIDWEEK FIX: When cows come calling, when frogs get freaky, when politicians say stupid stuff and when you are you're own worst enemy. PLUS...Google vision, melted hips, competitive tummies, and lots more. PIGMENTATIONALLY CHALLENGED: I shall name him Edgar.
SPEAKING OF CROCS: Ouchie ouchie ouchie.
BESSIE THE COW TEXTS FARMER JOHN: "I'm horny. Come do something about that." Yes, this can now happen.
CROP CIRCLES ARE SO 1990: All the hip pranksters are into snowshoe art these days.
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG:
WELL THIS IS GOING TO COME IN HANDY: Mr. Nanigans has plans for one of these. And no, he won't elaborate.
OH THAT'S NASTY: Seriously...Courtney Cox. What the hell?
SPEAKING OF NASTY: You are not imagining things. This is the most negative presidential campaign ever. And it's just the primary.
SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO THAT: Competitive eaters have different stomachs than the rest of us. Plus, ginormous bottles of the pink stuff.
BESTEST BUDS: Guess which politician the beer industry really, really loves? So, let me get this straight, suds yes, sex no?
SIMULACRUM OF THE DAY:
GOOGLE GOGGLES: Once again technology catches up with science fiction. Some people claim these are going to be the next smart phones.Call me skeptical.
ADVANCEMENTS IN SUSTAINABILITY: Yes, there is an afterlife for medical implants.
MORE OF THIS PLEASE: General Motors has a few words for Newt.
AND LESS OF THIS: Consider this your STFU of the day. I don't care where you fall on the political spectrum, this kind of nonsense is repulsive, divisive and obnoxious. Plus, it's anything BUT Christian.
BOOM CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA BOOM CHICKA CHICKA:
CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR A SPONSOR: Anybody want to send Mr. Nanigans to this? Because, seriously, he would just about lose his $%#&. Thank you for your consideration.