Ostrich balls.

HOUND FANGS: (source)

WHAT THIS GUY SAYS: Exactly. Although I have to admit that the gladiator analogy seems pretty accurate from where I sit.

APP OF THE DAY: As a fan of thank you notes and the occasional greeting via the United States Postal Service, I believe I am going to make use of this app soon and often.

WELL THIS IS USEFUL: How to remove gum from the soles of your shoes. BOOM!

THEE OSTRICH RAGETH:

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IN CASE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION: The Taliban are pathetic cowards.

TOTALLY STUPID ASSHATS? What's your favorite substitute phrase for the TSA? Also, this.

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS: Both my parents had or have been saddled with dementia. It is painful for all involved.  The more science learns how to deal with it the better.

SPOOKY KIDS:

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ABOUT THAT AMERICAN DREAM: As Yoda might say, sliding backwards we are.  Our economic inequality ratings now equal powerhouses like Nigeria, Madagascar, El Salvador, The Dominican Republic and others. Congratulations.

LANDSCAPING 101: If there's one thing they love in the UK, it's their gardens. Even if they don'trealize why they've become so popular with local youths.

CHEATERS GONNA CHEAT: They always will, especially when we make it easy.

BIG QUESTIONS.

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What about surprise boners? Zits? Buckets of blood poured on your head at high school dances?