Wax the dolphin (with an assist from mom).

METEOROLOGICAL MIND BLOWER OF THE DAY: (source)

SKYPUNCH! Really. That's what it's called. It happens when ice crystals form above clouds (the cirro-cumulus-strato variety) before falling through to the ground below. I love this stuff.

OH THAT'S NASTY: This is gag-worthy nasty.

SCIENTIFIC ENDEAVOR OF THE DAY: Who needs space boats when you there are SPACE HARPOONS!

BUTLER OWLS:

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ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT: Especially when you get behind the wheel of a rare Ferrari 360 Spider S1 as part of a $75 Groupon offer. Ouch.

HERE WE GO AGAIN: This year's Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame nominees are less rock and more hip-hop.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG: Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him? Also, gah!

MOM OF THE YEAR:

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This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Ever.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S FUNNIER: The thing they were doing or the fact that they held a press conference about it. And yes, there is a video and you will need to watch it. For reals.

WE FINALLY HAVE A TRIPLE CROWN WINNER: It's just not a horse thing. I had no idea.

GOOGLE THIS: This is not your typical website warning.

IT WAS FORETOLD:

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From today's Idaho Statesman.