MEH IT'S MONDAY: Tigers and bear cubs and underwater pups. Pusses that make you crazy. Congressionally induced facepalms. Instant vertigo. Blowing smoke. Interior decor by Jaz Z. And a purple squirrel. That's some of what is waiting for you here today.
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? This right here would be laughable if it wasn't so freakin' scary. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with these people?
THEN THERE'S THIS: Your facepalm of the day.
OH THERE IT IS: The oldest living thing in the world.
WOW. JUST WOW:
BLOWING SMOKE: Huh. So that's where that phrase comes from. I just learned something. Also, I'm a little skeezed out.
SWEET! This is an enlightening guide to how much sugar is in your favorite foods. P.S. This is why I don't drink orange juice anymore.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUMMER? Did you hear about the guy who outfitted his Volvo with a wood stove? I kindling you not. (rim shot)
BESTEST BUDDIES: Then and now.
THE ANSWER IS YES: Is your puss making you crazy? I don't care. It's worth it.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FORKS...and the china and the color scheme and the super exclusive VIP luxury boxes. Jay Z has big plans for the Nets.
CORPORATIONS ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS: Just in case you need a reminder, here's a lovely story about Disney and the super villains at Marvel. One more time: these corporations are the last people we want to let write our internet piracy laws. And that is currently what is under consideration right now in Congress. The latest danger to the net is something called ACTA.
Photographer Seth Casteel has a phenomenal series of pictures of dogs fetching toys underwater. This is pretty impressive.
HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY: A purple squirrel. No, it's not a cartoon. Or photoshop.
VERTIGO. This will do the trick.