The Mid Week Fix

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He's got 99 problems but a pig ain't one.

THE SANGUINE AMPHIBIAN, WITH SQUASH:

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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN: The Japanese continue to find ways to creep me out with their ingenuity.

GIZMO OF THE DAY: This is pretty nifty, but will the TSA throw you in the slammer if they catch you with one?

REMINDER OF THE DAY: This is clever.

NAVAL VESSEL OF THE DAY:

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Now this is wicked-cool. This is the Navy's new X47B stealth fighter drone. Notice the lack of any tail feature. It will be the first unmammed vehicle to land on an aircraft carrier. Awesome. Find out more here.

I SEE DUMB PEOPLE: They will never live this down.

McCHOKE ON THIS: Normally reasonable people are freaking out over the temporary return of McDonald's McRib. Perhaps you should peep this before chomping that.  Or not if you'd rather live in denial, then don't.

THE 99% HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS.

I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS:

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TAKE A TIP FROM THE BOY SCOUTS: Always be prepared - especially in the wilderness.

SO APPARENTLY THIS EXISTS: "Evil lurks in the darkest nether regions..." Indeed.

NOT YOUR GRANDFATHER'S MACY'S PARADE BALLOON: Tim Burtion is asked to create a balloon for this year's parade. I'm holding out for David Lynch's.

UH...ER...OKAY...

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THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE ADVERTISED: China really doesn't want their comrades getting any bright ideas.

ORDINARY EXPLANATIONS FOR EXTREMELY CREEPY HAPPENINGS: Remember all those severed feet that made their way to British Columbia beaches over the past several years? They figured out what was going on.

WELCOME TO AMERICA: Not only are we not curious about other cultures, not only is our ethnocentrism worn as a badge of honor, we are now apparently assaulting those who are different from us. Sigh.

NOW THIS IS SCARY: 

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"Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're staying alive..." Barely. Robin Gibb is not looking very hale these days, not to mention hearty.

VIDEO OF THE DAY: Whoa. When this guy is calling out the crazy in a political party that has embraced no small amount of it of late, things have become strange indeed...or, hilarious. Still working that one out.

SHENANIGANS: When nobody actually shows up to your demonstrations, you have to literally find audiences for publicity. Maybe they should just mind their own business and leave enough alone.

CORPORATIONS RUN THE WORLD. Uh, this is something. From the opening paragraph of the article:

An analysis of the relationships between 43,000 transnational corporations has identified a relatively small group of companies, mainly banks, with disproportionate power over the global economy.

KIND OF SORT OF EXACTLY: exactly(from here)