Fridays are always animated ’round these parts.
HEADS UP: Thenanigans will be taking a bit of a break so that we can move our offices. Or, uh, what passes for them. We’ll be back as soon as we can. Meanwhile, as a reminder, you can find us over here each and every Saturday. Look for us at the Weekend Dossier. Stop in and enjoy the view.
THE REAL STORY: While congress wastes time on useless votes against “Obamacare”, creating fake controversies and serving their NRA overlords, the nation’s deficit has been shrinking. Quickly.
BITCH SLAPPED BY GOD: He was no amused.
SPEAKING OF FAKE CONTROVERSIES: The Benghazi story keeps offering up nuggets of truth that are inconvenient to the story line certain pachyderms want you to swallow.
WHAT. THE. HAMBURGERS?
ONE MORE REASON WE HATE INSURANCE COMPANIES: They are not your friends. They are beholden to shareholders. They don’t care. Boooo. Of course, this is a broad hyperbole with gross over generalizations. But mostly, that is how we feel.
NOPE: Not uh. No. There is a reason we won’t be having any kids. Because from where we sit, the sense of entitlement which permeates each generation gets uglier and uglier. This will simply make things worse.
AND BOOM GOES THE 49th STATE: Alaska has 52 active volcanoes. Who knew?
HIGH TIDE/LOW TIDE:
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? This looks like an invitation for a Zombie apocalypse. Or something.
TWO THINGS: The Bieb and an Ocean’s 11 worthy heist.
IT HAS BEGUN: This is going to make heads explode.
HOMER DOSES (and we relate):
NOBODY GO IN THE POOL! Oh, too late.
BETTY WHITE: You just might be next. This is something.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: First they overdid the bacon thing. Now this.
LUCKIEST DUDE EVER: Cheating death in two parts.